Saturday, January 27, 2007

20 questions: Iraq Edition

Inspired by the Timeline of the Iraq War at Think Progress
1. What happened to all of your other plans, like the last Strategy for Victory?
2. Have we "turned the corner" yet in Iraq?
3. Is the "insurgency" in its "last throes"?
4. Is the "mission accomplished"?
5. Are there just "pockets of dead enders" left?
6. How many fake turkeys will it take to keep troop morale up?
7. How many jokes by the president about there being no WMD's will it take to soften the blow to Our country that was abu ghraib?
8. Are we still "going to war with the army that we have"?
9. When will rumsfeld receive his Medal of Freedom?
10. Why is Baghdad so much more important than New Orleans, or Afghanistan for that matter?
11. If "we are not winning" are we losing, or does it depend on what the meaning of losing is?
12. If "clear, hold, and build" is our new strategy, what the hell have we been doing for the last four years?
13. Is the parroting of "We're not planning on invading Iran." supposed to remind us of your Run up to your getting rid of UN inspectors and going to war unilaterally in Iraq?
14. How can you have a "national sanctity of life day" while you send more men and women to kill and die?
15. How many chances do you think someone should get?
16. When did your watch start, before or after September 11, 2001?
17. What's worse lying about cheating on your wife or starting an illegal war?
18. What's wrong with having three co-equal branches of government?
19. When will Iraqi oil revenue start paying for this war of choice in Iraq?
20. What type of "sweets and flowers" were we greeted with when we invaded Iraq on your orders? Were they cherry?

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