Reds, Democrats, and Treasonable Doubt.

The reds are running around searching through a possible presidential field whose current front runners do not agree with the "traditional family values" they've been brain washed into thinking are the most important things when it comes to electing a president. Mccain's both sides of his mouth "straight talk express" whining about not raising enough money (imagine if he had to go by the rules he once espoused), legal gay marriage candidate mitt romney flip floppin' like a Massachusetts cod, and rudy well you pick the "controversy". My favorite is rudy in drag, but perhaps his most stinging criticisms focus on his relationship with bernie kerik and what NYC firefighters and families are saying about mini-napolean on September 11th. It's so bad that the man we may want to watch out for is the would be red actor-in-chief. Haven't we seen that one before? And here I thought Hollywood was liberal. Funny thing is while the reds are in disarray, the Democratic candidates are having substantial debate and discussion. The first sign of which came in the form of a three hour Democratic candidates' forum on Health Care.

And speaking of Democrats doing the People's business, the House and Senate have both passed an Iraq war funding bill that establishes the goal of troop withdrawal from Iraq by Fall of 2008. Of course the little president is set to veto the funding bill for the troops, mainly because he doesn't want to say we are ever leaving Iraq. But that's not all the Democratic majority of the 110th Congress has been doing (and it's only three months old). They have moved forward on a bill to improve veteran's care in the wake of the dereliction of duty that is the Walter Reed scandal. They are holding real hearings on the FBI breaking the law (even the patriot act) by spying on Americans. The Democraticly lead 110th Congress is holding real hearings on the political firings of U.S. attorneys and may be forced by the little president to subpoena rove and miers, who have agreed to only meet if they are not under oath, there's no transcript, and the chats are not public.

Revenge executions perpetrated by Iraqi police with Shiite militias and multiple bombings continue to mark what Saudi Arabian King, and former bush supporter King Abdullah calls the "illegitimate foreign occupation" of Iraq. Listen to the generals. They are bombing the green zone?!?!? And friggin' mccain is saying there are neighborhoods in Baghdad that Americans can walk freely and unarmed in. Now 15 British soldiers are being held by Iran (at least they're not at abu ghraib or gitmo). Iran says they were in Iranian waters. The British say they weren't, and why shouldn't we trust the British? (insert quip about bush's 16 words here).

The ever increasing number of scandals is beginning to flood this president and his henchmen, like the sewage pouring over Gaza. And with spin meister tony snow now on leave for health reasons, and texas lawyer buddy gonzales running from questions and the ax, it must be hard for the worst president in history to avoid all this talk of "treasonable doubt".