Friday, May 04, 2007

It's just too nice out today.

It is just too nice out today to rant and rave on the "internets" about "the commander guy" (his words not mine). Watching the birds and bees play in the trees helps me forget that three of the old white men in the red status quo debate last night don't believe in a founding principle of biology, written by one of, if not thee, greatest zoologist in history. To be fair, one red did make sense at one point, of course he doesn't stand a chance.

So Walter Reed banned Joan Baez from entertaining the troops with John Cougar Mellencamp. It's not like they need all the good press they can get. Propagandist rover coached Justice Department officials before they testified to Congress about the political firing of US Attorneys? So what, it's 70 friggin' degrees outside. Sure administration officials are resigning all over the place in the wake of scandals, but the important question is who do you have to win the Derby. Scat Daddy! You just have to love that name.

There actually is some good news. There is a "greener" Apple, and I'm not talking about Bloomberg's tree plan. Speaker of the House Pelosi's trip to Syria seems to have lead to the Secretary of State meeting with Countries the US hasn't met with in years. And uncle rupert was denied purchase of yet another media outlet.

My favorite story though...
The administration's Deputy Secretary of State, a real proponent of abstinence, resigned after it was revealed he was a customer of the "DC Madam". HAHAHA. Those Cinqo de Mayo margaritas are gonna go down much smoother knowing that. Viva Libertad! I didn't just break immigration law by saying that did I. To misquote President Ronald Reagan, "Mr. Bush.... Tear Down that Wall".

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