Bring the Funny!

Now we all saw the hilariously, and obviously ironic, New Yorker cover depicting Obama as a Muslim, bin laden impersonator and his wife, Michelle, in full Angela Davis attire, as they felt the warmth of the burning flag in the fireplace. HA HA HA. I've been rolling on the floor ever since I saw it. The joke was so obvious... to a New Yorker reader. Well, now, Vanity Fair has there funny mccain cartoon cover answer. Only difference is, the New Yorker was making fun of the lies about the Obamas being spread by the right, while the Vanity Fair cover is poking fun at the truth. The bitter red candidate is old, his wife was addicted to pills, and they are for destroying rights provided for by Our Constitution. That's why I like this cartoon cover of john "the philanderer" mccain better.

Speaking of the funny old coot, have you heard the one about the gorilla that brutally beats and rapes a woman? You know what, slap stick johnny tells it best. But seriously folks, the rerun of the shrub campaign is really upset about the amount of coverage given to an American politician attracting over 200,000 cheering, American flag waving, Europeans to hear his speech. Poor "one reporter showed up for me" john doesn't get this kind of help from the main stream media. All he gets is CBS editing his gaffes out of interviews. Now I'm not talking about him forgetting that "Czechoslovakia" is no longer a country. They're editing out gaffes about the borders of countries that are the top priority of Our foreign policy and National Security. But who cares if the one who calls himself experienced knows what borders Iraq or Pakistan? Or a later edit, which I assume is for Obama's sake, when the computer illiterate one forgot that the war in Afghanistan was Our "first major major conflict" after 9/11. The funniest/most sickening joke from mccain (aka The Joker) to me was when he laughingly joked with the Google kids about his being 5th FROM THE BOTTOM OF HIS CLASS in College. That's right a candidate for President of the United States was 894 out of 899 at the Naval Academy. Oh, and you have to laugh when during his hunt for press during Barack's EU/Middle East tour, the 72 year old friend of the 27%er was detoured from an off shore oil rig at the site of a huge oil spill to meet with the Dalai Llama. Can you imagine the conversation between the "bomb, bomb, bomb Iran" war hawk and the man who believes we should have "compassion for our attackers"?

But the jokes don't end with johnny third term (or worse), his buddy LIEbermann was out comparing the "pastor" that said hitler "was fulfilling god's will" to Moses. Now that's a knee slapper right up there with faux news misspelling education during a segment on... education. Ah, the funny, you don't even have to watch John or Stephen (link to a CLASSIC) for it anymore.

Next up:
More on my support for Barack Obama for President of the United States.
The first "gitmo case", where the prosecutor said Flight 93 was "shot down" on 9/11 and coerced evidence is not allowed.
And the Non-Binding Impeachment Hearing and accountability in the White House.

Correction: The gaffe about Iraq bordering Pakistan was not edited by CBS. The bewildered one's gaffe about the timeline of his beloved surge was, along with forgetting about the war in Afghanistan, of course.